Sunday, September 24, 2006

hair ass

I don't believe in the de-sexualized work environment. Maybe it's a good thing i'm the boss then. Don't get me wrong, i don't think sexual harassment is okay, or a good idea, or tasteful in any sense of the word (go ahead, make a pun out of that one). I just don't think people should have to whitewash their personalities while in the workplace.

The reason this comes up? Mandatory supervisor training in sexual harassment. [i'd much rather be sexually harassed right now, than trained]

I have employees, hired through an agency, and therefore i must be trained. There are plenty of other things i'm doing wrong as a boss, so i'm not sure how this one will be rectified by a simple two hour training. Oh yes, two full hours of boring text and questions and me clicking radio buttons until the green checkmark appears. Unfortunately I was too fast in my reading and they mandate 45 minutes for each section. So now i keep completing the last page of quiz questions only to be presented with more questions. I think i'll just go browse porn for awhile instead and contemplate the irony.


this is what i'm supposed to be doing...

this is what i'm doing instead...


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2 Comments:

At 9/28/2006 9:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Joe,

Actually browsing your blog during my second period High School English class. Funny, the computers actual sensored your image! You must have been rather nuaghty ;-)

 
At 10/02/2006 12:56 PM, Blogger my imperfect offering said...

Well now I feel better. I didn't realize that even you lucky self-employed types still have to endure the misery of compliance training. (Not that I'm seriously taking pleasure in your pain, but I'll stop feeling quite so sorry for myself now.) :)

P.S. Just got back in town from Dallas. I've written you at least 10 emails in my mind, yet none have drifted out the fingers to the keyboard yet. :(

 

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