Monday, February 06, 2006

quotable

The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
-- Helen Rowland

Some things are best left un-Googled.
-- Greg Robicheaux, via Esquire

Discretion is not the better part of biography.
-- Lytton Strachey

If my mouth were a penis, I'd be a whore.
-- B

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown

Because we [women] don't have a prostate gland, that's why. If you don't know the question or understand the answer, look it up.
-- Paget Brewster

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
-- Bill Vaughan

People who claim that they're still trying to find themselves, have. They just don't like what they see.
-- Jonathon Ferris, via Esquire

Religion is in many ways like a good pair of shoes. It gives support, a little bit of a lift in your days, and it separates us from the other animals. But personally, i prefer to go barefoot.
-- Gordon Hatherly, via Esquire

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2 Comments:

At 2/07/2006 8:26 AM, Blogger my imperfect offering said...

These are BRILLANT! (Me thinks perhaps I should be reading Esquire...hmmm)

P.S. Your comments seem to be behaving a little strangely. I can never seem to leave a comment unless I select the post individually in the sidebar first. Odd. Oh well, just FYI...

 
At 3/23/2006 1:23 PM, Blogger simply susie said...

"Religion is in many ways like a good pair of shoes ..."

I LOVE this quote. OMG. What can I say but absolutely brilliant!!

 

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