overheard @ a xmas party
this year's Xmas party was like no other before it, but hopefully next year's will be just as much fun. Quotes from the evening...
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"i ain't tellin', i'm like a vault."
"i'm not the whore, i'm the bitch. Des is the whore, because she's single."
"silence is golden, but duct tape is silver"
"Are you Irish? Cuz Irish make good toasts..."
"If you were born with tons of body hair, most of it needs to stay."
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My favorite is the first one. I'm totally stealing that... :)
ohh goodness, that was a good night!